Fact: The best Roxy is a drunk Roxy.

 

TG: wat no. tutaly dint stral 1 of his shirts on gruop landry day cuz of a cryh nopw. (he totes fahgot the glase whe he visted tho, idk haw, he nevah takes em off)

*what *totally *didn’t *steal *group *laundry *cause *crush *nope *forgot *glasses *when *visited *though *how *never *them

TG: ohhhh…das easy! mah god tear! so comfyyyyyyyyyy

*that’s *my *tier

TG: Ohhhh…..thank yuo! You’er vrey kind to sy so :)
*you *you’re *very *say

TG: ummmm…..bitrh paretns? I dunno? Do we ven haev thoes?

*birth *parents *even *have *those

TG: um…wat? unicorns, yeha let’s go wiff that.

*what *yeah *with

TG: fahk, i luv em both da same….i can’t chews!

*love *the *choose

TG: OMG okay Janey’s liek my besht freind ever!
TG: OH! ‘Sides Mutie, cuz Mut’s mah bae
*like *best *friend *my

TG: well taht’s my buzines. plus it like…depndssss on who. y’konw?

*that’s *business *dependssss *y’know

TG: heyy gusy! new blgo up! c’mon, sed me sum asks!
*guys *blog *send *some

TG: heyy gusy! new blgo up! c’mon, sed me sum asks!

*guys *blog *send *some